The I-Form

Oh my god. I thought I would never, ever talk about golf. Even negatively like I’m about to…About four months ago, there was an ESPN Online poll about who was the more dominating athlete in their era? Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan?

Around 59% responded Tiger. Now, there are many things wrong with their answer. Tiger Woods is not an athlete, he is a golfer. If he’s a great athlete, I want to see him run a 40-yard dash (probably over 5 seconds). I want to see how high in the air can he jump: what’s his vertical? How much can he squat?…bench press?

Tiger Woods isn’t an athlete, he’s a guy who can drive a golf ball over 4 football fields (I think it’s way more than that) and put a golf ball very well. But, that doesn’t make him an athlete…sportsman…or anything of the such.

IT MAKES HIM A GREAT GOLFER.

Not an athlete. So, f— you, Tiger Woods. Yea, you’re rich; yea, you have way more money than I’ll probably ever have. But, if you dare call yourself an athlete. That’s where you’re wrong a–hole.

You’re a golfer. Not an athlete. Prove you’re an athlete (4.6, 24 inches, 200 Lbs [bench], 250 Lbs [squat]) And I’ll say you’re the most dominant athlete. But, not now, sir. Not now.